For the Coffee Kitten

This cake is made with dark chocolate and the finest Elonian coffee beans and-- I know that you're already looking at that coffee mug instead. I thought I'd get you a new one, something worthy of a charr. It's huge, made of solid Iron Legion steel, and like anything made by charr you can probably use it as a weapon somehow.

Happy birthday, Sidewinder30k! <3

First published: June 13th, 2019